"And he is?"
"An Ogre!"
"Who crossdresses!"
They don't make princesses the way they used to.
The crossdressing ogre sashays along.
Stopping only to amuse himself.
And chew on his own toenails
And fall down a lot.
Enter the...plumber?
"Oh no, I have to ask this audience for another character suggestion"
Enter the wood fairy, our own Kenneth of Brunswick
"Hark!"
"Look, I'm just the exposition."
I have no idea why he did that.
Eventually this improvisation came to a conclusion. I'm feeling much more surreal now, I think I'll lie down.

